Yes, it does look like the "Bidet" could possibly 

wash your anal and genital areas with up to
30,000
cfs of Spokane River water. You might even get to 

go "wee - wee" in the river or your kayak. I do
agree "It is not for the faint of heart."
Mcholehog - I'll be sending you a few photos of
you from Dead Dog I got soon. I also have some
photos of Jed, Chris, and Jason. Laterz